I have been around animals all my life. As a child we always had a cat or cats, and then when I married and moved to the country, there were more cats….and dogs. It was sort of a natural progression to move into caring for our native wildlife, even though in the beginning I had no idea what I was doing. I just wanted to help. I soon found out though that looking after wildlife was very different to having a pet. These little creatures that were brought to my door by concerned neighbours were the equivalent of premature babies. They needed intensive care, and it was very much hands on learning for me. I soon found other people around who were willing to teach me what I needed to learn, in our local wildlife care group, which I joined (it also made me legal – you have to have a licence to care for wildlife in this part of Australia) and I very quickly found out that you don’t stop learning.
When looking after a joey, a baby kangaroo or wallaby, care has to be taken to give it an environment as near as possible to its mother’s pouch, otherwise it will stress and die. Special milk has to be provided also, for many months, and the joey has to be toilet trained. Not only will this decrease the washing of pouch liners, but its mother would have already instigated this (she doesn’t want a dirty pouch either), and we are trying to keep things as normal as we can. And in due course, we have to prepare the animal for eventual release.
In my part of Australia, we have 4 different macropods (kangaroos and wallabies) that are likely to come into care: Eastern Grey Kangaroo, Euro or Wallaroo, Red Neck Wallaby and Swamp Wallaby. While basic care is the same for each type (they all need a pouch and food), temperaments are very different. The Eastern Grey is a gentle soul (as a joey) and very timid. It is a herd animal, and a prey animal, and is very into fight or flight – mainly flight as a joey. Only the adult males will fight in self defence or over mating disputes. The wallabies are generally more assertive, and tougher, and grow up quicker. The wallaroos are bossy and also assertive, and loners.
The following story is about a wallaroo that came into my care, and his journey with me. Now read on….
The phone rang, and it was one of the local factories. The voice on the other end told me that some of the workmen had found a joey, and could I come and take care of it please. So I threw a pouch in the car, and away I went. It was only a short drive, and I soon presented myself at the office, where they were very pleased to see me and took me to where the joey was, wrapped in a workman’s coat, and hiding in a hessian bag. I gently opened the bag and was greeted by a hiss, and the sight of two flashing eyes. He was most unhappy with the whole proceedings, and didn’t want to be disturbed. He had lost his mother, and just wanted to hide in the dark. Who did I think I was to interrupt him!!?? I had just been “greeted” by a fiery tempered wallaroo….
I spoke quietly to him, and he tried to dive down further in the bag. I needed to transfer him from his present arrangement to my own pouch, so, before I collapsed the bag around him, I placed the pouch I had brought over his head, and wriggled it down till it covered him, then tipped the bag, pouch, everything upside down, so he slid into the pouch, and out of the bag. I tried to make him comfortable, and back in the dark where he wanted to be, and gave the people in the office back the hessian bag, and the coat.
I was then given an outline of what had happened. His mother had been found at the base of a cliff, with him standing next to her, covered in frost. It was the depths of winter. He only weighed around 2 kilograms (4 pounds) but it took 3 men quite a long time to catch him. He was frightened, and he was fast, and tougher than he looked, and he wasn’t going anywhere without a fight. He ran them ragged, but they caught him eventually, and he took refuge in the bag. I’m assuming his mother was chased by dogs, because wallaroos are very sure of themselves around rocks and mountains….and cliffs. Under normal circumstances she wouldn’t have fallen down a cliff.
But whatever the cause, he was now in care, and I had to do my best to raise him and return him to the wild. And being a wallaroo, he would be determined to make my life as difficult as possible, while charming his way into my heart. So I took him home, and hung the pouch from the back of a chair, and left him alone. Time for working out how much milk to give him later; right now he needed peace and quiet. I left him till it was getting close to bed time, and weighed him so I could work out how much milk to give him, prepared the bottle, and prepared for a fight. And fight he did. What was I doing to him? He kicked and scratched, and did not want that rubber thing in his mouth….till he tasted the milk. He started to suck, and peace reigned for a few minutes. After just a few millilitres, he had had enough, and spat the teat out, and started kicking and bucking again. Then I had to convince him to go to the toilet for me. I placed his rear end on a towel, and his head in the pouch, and started tickling his business end with a tissue, till he urinated. He actually calmed down, because this is what his mother would have done….except she wouldn’t have used a tissue, it would have been her tongue…..she didn’t want him going to the toilet in her pouch, so she toilet trained him! Once he had finished though, back to the kicking and bucking, so I put him back to bed, and settled him down for the night.
All went well till around 3 am, when I heard an almighty crash. I staggered out of bed, and found my way to the kitchen, turned the light on, and there he was, standing on the kitchen bench, checking it out for any grass that happened to be growing there. He had jumped up and disturbed some plates that were placed on the sink; that was the crash, and he looked surprised that I thought it was an unusual occurrence to find a small furry creature on the bench. He immediately jumped back to the floor, and took off at speed into the living room, and scooted under the piano stool, and stood there watching me. By this time I had grabbed his pouch, which he had obviously vacated, and had it ready to get him back in it. He then left the safety of the piano stool and raced right past me and under the dining table. I knew how the men felt chasing him! It took me 10 minutes to corner him, literally. He tried to jump up the wall, but instead I was able to get the pouch over his head, and he jumped into it, tumbling over into a more comfortable position, and glaring at me. I secured the pouch as best I could so he would stay there till morning, and I could get back to bed!
Morning came, he was hungry, and fractionally better drinking. I picked him some grass for him to eat in his pouch, once the frost had melted. I daren’t let him outside till he was a bit easier to catch. For the next few days each meal time was a battle until he realised that he felt better afterwards, and he started to look forward to it. Each feed he was consuming a little more milk, and he was eating all the grass I gave him. Of course during the night he would run out of food, and despite my best efforts, sometimes he would get out, and race round the living area, but gradually he became used to me and no longer tried to escape me when I presented his pouch to him. But he never “tamed down”. He still had that wild unquenchable spirit. This was just a truce, until his moment came. He was a hellion, and that became his name – the Hell Joey.
After about a week, I decided that I would try him outside, for a short time, during the daylight hours. So I took him out, still in his pouch, and hung the pouch where he could reach the grass. The first day, he stayed put, just eating the grass near his pouch, and I breathed a sigh of relief that there were no problems. The next day I left him longer, and of course, he got up courage to leave the pouch. All was well, he just wandered round eating. Until he got startled, at least, and then he was off. I rushed outside when I heard his frenzied jumping. His eyes were flashing and there was no way he was going to come to me in that mood. I could do nothing but quietly talk to him, and wait with his pouch till he calmed down sufficiently. Then he allowed me to approach him, and he tumbled into his pouch and we went back inside. It would be a while before he was allowed out at night, I decided. Who knows what he would get up to?
Over the next few weeks, he became reacquainted with the great outdoors, until he was able to be out safely all day, and I would bring him in each night. He soon came to regard my dogs as part of the furniture, even though he remained wary of them.
Then my son rang, and asked could I baby sit his dog for the weekend. The dog and I were used to each other, but I was concerned about how Hell Joey and the dog would cope with each other. So I decided I could put Hell Joey in a small yard during the day. This yard was dog proof (I thought), and had plenty of feed in it. So Tyla arrived. The first day everything was fine. However the next day, I discovered that she was in the small yard, with HJ, standing over him, licking him as though he was in dire need of a wash. HJ meanwhile was hunched over, standing there, looking at me as if to say “get it off!” Which I did, and then of course had to present him with his pouch. He dived into it very willingly, and took him back inside to recover. There were no physical injuries, but his dignity was battered. And I had to find out where the dog got in, and reinforce the fence. I was concerned because I thought if a dog could get in, so could a fox. And a fox wouldn’t be giving him just a lick, he would want to have him for dinner. So HJ had to stay inside till I got the fence organised, by which time Tyla had gone home anyway.
Shortly after this, another phone call came, and another roo came into the fold. This was an eastern grey kangaroo, so he was everything that HJ wasn’t; affectionate, co-operative, calm. He settled in quickly, and soon became friends with HJ. He was named Buckaroo by the children of the family that found him. Life eventually calmed down, and a routine became possible. Both of them were outside together during the day, and Buckaroo came inside at night, and HJ went into the newly dogproofed small yard each night, where he could munch grass to his heart’s content, and be safe from marauding foxes. At least that was the theory.
One night, when I went out to collect Buckaroo to take him inside for the night, I discovered HJ had escaped from his yard. It was my own fault, because I had not fastened his gate securely enough when I put him in there after his bottle. But he thought it was wonderful being out in the main yard at night! And what a wonderful game it was for him having me chasing him in the moonlight! I ended up giving up, and leaving him to it, just leaving the gate to his yard open and hoping Mr Fox didn’t come calling, and if he did Nolan the labrador would bark like mad, and warn me….
The next morning I went outside, and there he was, back in his yard, looking as angelic as it was possible for him to manage….. and making no attempt to escape even though the gate was wide open from the night before. He waited till I came down to the yard, came up to me when I walked inside, and then objected wildly when I shut the gate! He wanted to go back outside! Now!!
As they grew older, and bigger, and less likely to be attacked by a fox, the routine changed again. They were both able to stay outside at night now, and they were both in the bigger yard, where there was more to eat. And more additions were made to the little group. Several joeys came in. Not all survived however, but eventually we settled down to the two bigger ones, HJ and Buckaroo, and the smaller ones, Boof and Josie. It became routine for them all to be fed together in the mornings, and at night. HJ would usually finish his bottle first, and then he would try to bully the others to get theirs. He would get the smaller ones in headlocks in his attempts to steal their bottles. Mealtimes often degenerated into battlefields, with me using feet, elbows, knees, whatever I could find to fend HJ off while the others finished, seeing my hands were otherwise occupied holding four bottles….
One morning though, he didn’t appear. I called him but he just wasn’t there. Very odd I thought….but I still had to feed the others, because they weren’t interested in waiting, but as soon as they had finished, I went looking for him, calling all the while. After a few minutes he answered, but I couldn’t work out where he was calling from, so I called again, and eventually homed in on him. There was an old wooden structure which had at one stage been used as a compost heap. It was now just something they jumped over….but not HJ, he had jumped on it, and had somehow managed to fall off it, and had wedged himself between it and the fence, and here he was stuck firm. I went over and tried to extricate him. He hissed at me, and carried on a treat. Anyone would think I had done it to him! He wriggled and struggled as I tried to get my hands underneath his rather ample backside to free him, but it wasn’t working. Eventually I managed to break the piece of wood that had him trapped and he was free. He had taken a couple of pieces of skin off his leg, and battered his dignity again, but otherwise seemed fine, and was demanding his bottle! So I gave him his bottle, and then returned to the remains of the compost heap and removed that piece of wood completely, so we wouldn’t have a repeat performance.
After he had recovered, I started making arrangements for HJ and Buckaroo to be released. They would go to a place close to the bush where, after they were settled in and ready, it would be simple to just open the gate, and off they would go. However, HJ, being HJ, made sure it wasn’t that simple.
On the appointed day, I took out the bottles for HJ and Buckaroo, which were laced with valium. (Valium is routinely used as a sedative for macropods.) They both drank them greedily, but that’s when the plans started to go awry. They were supposed to get sleepy, and act calm….well it seems no one told HJ that…..and when I went to catch him, to put him in his pouch, he leaped all over the place, with me hanging onto his tail (a video would have been good at this point) and every time I got him near his pouch he started hissing and clicking and jumping with renewed vigour. His little heart was beating hard…..and so was mine!!! Well I knew I was beaten for now, so I let him go, and I knew I would have to be in touch with the vet for a BIGGER dose of valium. I wondered if he could put in a little bit for me the next time. So much for attempt no 1….
Attempt no 2….More valium milkshakes, about a week later, and stronger this time. Again, both drank theirs eagerly, so I went off and got a few things organised for the trip to their new home while I waited for the valium to start working. About 20 minutes later, I went back outside; I thought things might have settled down by this. I couldn’t see them so went looking and spied Hell Joey lying down in a patch of long grass under a tree. As I walked past their water bowl, I turned on the water, as it was a bit low. Well, the sound of that made him leap up in the air, and shoot down the yard. Well, thought I, we’re off to a really good start here…..So I walked over to where he went, and he sniffed me. Better I thought……he hasn’t made a break for it yet. Then he allowed me to touch him, and just before I reached for his tail, he jumped sedately off a couple of steps. Then I did grab his tail….Success! He jumped around, and I managed to cradle him in my arms, still hanging onto his tail, but with him wriggling, and snorting like a steam engine, and of course scratching my arm. I got him to the bag, and then tried to get him in. Well he got renewed vigour then, and started throwing himself around, catching my head several times. Thank goodness for the valium, I thought, I wouldn’t have even got this far. But the more I tried to get him in the bag, the wilder he thrashed until eventually he got out of my arms completely, and jumped away. We were both exhausted I think, but as I moved towards him again, he shot away in a different direction. So I again accepted defeat….for the moment. More valium later, and perhaps some reinforcements…..
At this point Buckaroo came up to me. He was also supposed to be under the influence of valium, but all he wanted to do was box me! I turned for the house, and he followed me the whole way, pounding his little front paws on my derriere, and leaping up and down like a pugilist. Felt very strange, I can assure you….. As I went through the door, he raced away and started bashing up a sheet on the clothes line, and got himself tangled up in it.
Again I wish someone had been there…firstly to help me….and secondly….. to get all this on video!!!!
Before I got a chance for attempt no 3, it became necessary for me to get my car repaired. I had to take it out of town for this to happen, and it meant I was without a car for a few days. A friend had kindly brought me home, and just as I was walking in the back gate, I saw HJ leap the front fence at its shortest point of around 4 and a half feet. At that stage he stood maybe two feet high. He cleared it easily and just kept going, and around the corner into the street that leads to the shops. I got another friend to drive me round looking for him, but to no avail. He had just disappeared. I could do nothing except come home and wait for the phone calls saying, “there’s a roo in my back yard! What do I do?” or reports of roos hopping down the main street. There was no news over the next couple of days, which I hoped meant good news. I was hoping he’d gone bush….that’s where he’d be happy, and could cause as much havoc as he liked out there; if he met a bigger roo, I was sure he’d cope…… he had plenty of survival skills.
The three remaining roos seemed to be relieved at his departure. He could no longer bully them at mealtimes, and knock the smaller ones out of the way to get to the bottles. They seemed to be slightly in shock because of their much more peaceful existence.
I was just starting to come to terms with his disappearance, when two days later, just at morning feed time, he appeared at our side gate asking admittance, and please could he have a bottle? He was covered in grass seed and seemed quite deflated. I don’t think being free was quite what he anticipated, and obviously he hadn’t gone far. So of course I let him in, and got his bottle ready, and it wasn’t too long before he was back to his old self, and harassing the others at meal time. So of course, I had to get some more valium for another attempt at release!
This time I was a bit better prepared. On the first available cooler day (it was summer by this), and fairly early to beat the heat if it did warm up, I got all the bags and fastenings ready before I prepared their valium milkshakes. So…I would be able to act as soon as the valium started to take effect. This time HJ had 35 mg of valium, and Buckaroo had 15mg. Obviously kangaroos are able to cope with a lot higher dose of valium than people. I can imagine what 35 mg would do to me! 5 mg usually sedates me nicely…. So I took the bottles down to them, which they, as usual, drank greedily. They might have been ready to move on, but they still lived for their bottles. I watched them closely for the first signs of dopiness, and as soon as I saw it, I moved quickly, obviously trying to catch HJ first, as he was the troublemaker. So, with my heart in my mouth, but also determination, because I knew I HAD to do it; if he got too much bigger I just wouldn’t be able to physically handle him, I prepared for battle. I would have felt happier in a suit of armour…..
I approached him but he remembered previous encounters, and hopped off. Groggily I might add, but he still hopped off. I followed him and in an attempt to hide managed to corner himself. So I was able to catch him. Without the valium, I wouldn’t have even been able to get this far; I wouldn’t have been able to lay a finger on him. First step had been taken, but he wasn’t giving in yet. I had hold of his tail with one hand, and I had the other hand round his chest, holding him close to my body, and he was wriggling. I carried him over to where the bags were, and he wriggled even harder! Now, how to hang on to him and get him into his bag without dropping him, or losing grip of him altogether, as on previous attempts… Oh for another person, or even to be an octopus! So using the hand that was round his middle, I slid it further round till it also grabbed hold of his tail, and let his tail go with the other hand, and somehow I managed to keep hold of him, and pick up the bag, even though he was struggling as though his life depended on it, and no doubt he thought it did! But I was just as determined not to let him go, and even though he was kicking and scratching, and even though I ALMOST dropped him several times, I finally managed to get him into his bag. Not before he managed to throw himself back onto my head, and kick me in the stomach several times. I kept thinking to myself, you little horror, you’re supposed to be sedated! Act like it! And of course every time there was a renewed flurry of activity, more injury was inflicted to my body! The adrenalin rush kept me going; I was only half aware of what he had done to me, and I just knew this time I had to succeed. By the time I got him in his bag I was just hanging on by his tail. However, once I managed to get him in there, he ceased his struggles. It was as though once in, he thought he might as well accept his fate, and calmed down instantly….or perhaps he was just as exhausted as me, and thought, thank the Lord that’s over, now I’ll have a rest! But whatever the reason, I quickly secured the bag and placed it in the shade while I walked over to Buckaroo who was watching proceedings blearily. Buckaroo was a delight by comparison. I just walked up to him and picked him up in his drunken stupor-like state…..I could have taken him anywhere……. I took advantage of his co-operation and put him into his bag with no hassle at all.
So, both of them were at last secured, and with one in the back seat of the car, and the other in the front passenger seat, I set off to their new home, approximately 25 minutes away. As they slept peacefully, I became aware of various parts of my anatomy that were hurting, now that the adrenalin level had dropped. But I was too intent on my driving to worry too much about it; I just needed to get them there. On my arrival I was met by their new carer, and we took both bundles out of the car and into their new yard. Then we undid the bags at the same time. Two sleepy heads popped forth, and looked around and sniffed the air, then struggled out of the bags. More looking round, then some tentative hops to suss the place out. We’d placed them under the trees, where it was pretty well devoid of grass, but as it was by this time a warm day I reckoned they’d need shade more than lush grass till they’d acclimatised. After about 10 mins of looking around, and checking out their neighbour, a blind sheep, (who thinks she’s a kangaroo – she’s been raised with previous roo tenants) they started sniffing out the grass. Once they started doing this, I felt confident they were settling, and I was able to retire to the house for a piece of banana cake, and a well earned cuppa. I also started checking my injuries, and found scratches and bruises all over my upper left arm from HJ’s front claws. I could watch them from the back verandah, and after a while I saw them lie down in the shade and relax, too.
That night when getting ready for bed I found further bruising on my thighs and stomach from being kicked by his huge feet. No wonder I was sore…..
So all went well……eventually. I visited them from time to time, and saw them grow and get wilder. I received reports as well, and heard that finally the gate had been opened, and they had gone. Buckaroo hung around for a while, because he had met a lovely little female Eastern Grey kangaroo that came into care not long before their release. Hell Joey just went. Freedom was his and he took it.
So closed a chapter for me, but another one opened for him…